cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: hatponytail, via parkingstrange)

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  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
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Q: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

asked by Anonymous
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Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

(via thedevilandgodarefuckinginsideme)

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